Just below the roof of the world

Walking home from work last night, I came across a Free Tibet demonstration on MG Road, the commercial heart of Bangalore. In the United States the term “Tibetan freedom” is more closely associated with Beastie Boys concerts than an actual political movement; the Tibetan flag is less a symbol of sovereignty than it is a fashion statement. Not so in India.

India is host to the Central Tibetan Administration, the government that has been in exile since it fled Tibet in 1959 after a failed uprising against Chinese rule. India is also home to the Dalai Lama and more than 100,000 other members of the Tibetan exile community. The participants in last night's vigil complained that ever since the People's Liberation Army entered Tibet in 1950 and asserted Chinese control, Tibet's lands have been despoiled, its people killed. With so many people here directly affected by the events to India's north, the push for Tibetan freedom is far from academic, and it's certainly not entertainment.

Television and books

Allow me to describe every single music video in India. First a guy sings while an entourage of guys stands behind him. Then a girl sings, and she too is supported by an entourage of ladies behind her. Then the guy sings, but this time he and his posse are dancing in synchronization, always looking directly into the camera. The the girls do the same thing. Then the guys. Then the girls. And over and over again until you change the channel, only you have no way of telling whether or not your remote is working, because from all appearances, you're watching the same music video, except this time one of the guys in the background is wearing a blue jacket. Click the remote again and--tada!--the same thing except this time the singing girl is holding a banana and her backup dancers are all wearing leg warmers.

This is every music video in India, I swear. I know this not because I've become some loathsome video addict, but because they're inescapable here. At least one-third of the television channels here are dedicated to music videos. Maybe more. Of the remaining channels, only a handful are in English, and those are mostly news channels (i.e., hopelessly boring unless reporting on celebrity shark attacks).

Having given up on television, I picked up a copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the British edition. Now consider this: To go from British edition to the American edition, the publisher has paid someone to translate the book from English to, well, English. That's someone's job! Someone is getting paid to add dots behind every “Mr and Mrs” and to make sure characters ask for a pay raise instead of a pay rise. This must be someone's job because it's sure not the author doing it, and even if they have software to make most of the changes, I'm sure the publisher retains an expert in English-to-English translations to check behind the software. What an incredibly cush job. Who does this stuff and how much to they get paid?

The post office

Though I pass Bangalore's central post office everyday on the way to work, I've never had a reason to go inside the massive building until today. After today's experience, I hope I never again have to send a letter through the mail. I’m sticking with email.

First of all, people don't form lines here. They jostle. Crowding around each service window, everyone competes for attention, posturing for position and waiving money as if trying to get a drink at a crowded bar. Imagine a shoes-optional version of the NYSE trading floor and you've got a good picture of what it's like to buy stamps here.

But before I could buy my stamp, I had to first buy an official stamped envelope. Then I had to go to another window (and another crowd) to have my envelope and letter weighed. Then it was back to the first window to buy the appropriate stamp. And the appropriate stamp, I am sad to report, is not self-adhesive. Not even a little bit. Instead, after buying my stamp I was directed to a mug-sized container of viscous brown goo. Because the post office supplies the goo but no tool for applying it, I had to try to dip the back of my stamp into it. It was like dipping into the world's nastiest maple syrup. Thick brown strands of stickiness ended up all over the countertop, my fingers, and most of the envelope. I’m fairly certain my letter will arrive with several other people’s mail stuck firmly to it.

The whole process took the better part of an hour and was frustrating and probably unsanitary. But it sure goes a long way for explaining why it was someone from Bangalore who invented Hotmail, doesn’t it? He obviously understood the need for an alternative to the postal system.

So begins the year

The picture below is the view of Bangalore from the roof of my office building. The large palace-looking building on the left is the Vidhana Soudha, home to Karnataka's legislature. Built in neo-Dravidian style, the Vidhana Soudha has been the largest legislative building in India since it was constructed in 1956. The taller buildings in the background don't have quite as much history behind them--they're still being built.

The reason I climbed on our roof to take this picture is because our website has wonderful skyline images of Chicago and Miami, but nothing for Bangalore (see for yourself at www.idiligence.net). And now you can see why. This photo captures the closest thing Bangalore has to a skyline. For a city of over 6 million people, Bangalore is amazingly short in the tall-building department.

What the city is not short on is trees. They're everywhere. If this picture were taken from a slightly higher vantage point, the city would look more like a thick canopy of green foliage with rooftops peeking through here and there. There are so many trees that the city seems to have given up keeping power lines safely distant and has instead taken the rather novel approach of actually hanging power lines from limbs and attaching junction boxes to trunks. And yet people wonder why there are power outages so frequently in Bangalore.

And it's on account of the dense mixing of trees and buildings that my landlady gave me the following note, and in so doing, gave me a peek of how different this next year of my life is going to be:

"Please keep the window closed when not in the living room. One never knows, suddenly a monkey comes."

Wow.

And my power just went out. My lights are now only dimly lit by the backup generator I can hear whirring outside. And that, my friends, means it's time for me to go get dinner.